We travel for new experiences, and
this was a definite first. I was flat out on a sun-bed on the beach, in
the shade of a frangipani tree, being expertly massaged - with a bulldozer
a metre from my head. Instead of the gentle slap of the waves, I had the
loud drone of an earth-mover numbing my brain and half a dozen Thai
massage ladies squawking like crows around me. They flapped at the driver
with sarongs and towels. 'Stop, stop, please. Very noisy. Madam doesn't
like the big machine!' To be fair, Madam did see the funny side, but he
didn't stop and was still at it four hours later.
I was on the
Thai island of Koh Chang, the second largest in the country after Phuket,
off the north-east coast, not far from the Cambodian border. If you
haven't heard of it, you soon will, as it's what the mainstream tour
operators call an 'emerging destination'. If you are a cynic, like me,
that means a former sleepy backpackers' retreat of simple beach huts is
about to be swamped with concrete. But if you like new places that are
relaxed and relatively easy to get to, book now before the hordes arrive.
Flights from Bangkok to neighbouring
Trat City on the mainland, where you catch a charming rust-bucket ferry to
the island, started just over a year ago and run two or three times a day,
as opposed to more than 30 daily flights from the capital to the
better-known Koh Samui.
There is little resort-style
development on Koh Chang because it is dizzyingly mountainous, making it
pretty in a Gauguinesque South Seas way, and because it is a protected
marine national park - although not protected from earth movers on every
corner helping to throw up new hotels.
I was right about those backpackers'
huts. There are scores of cheap places, costing from as little as a couple
of pounds a night for what amounts to no more than a garden shed with a
bed. Most are on the west side as there are few beaches on the east, and
the highest concentration is at White Sands.
Here the beach is clean, the roaming
dogs are well fed and not after your leg, there's little evidence of
dubious girlie bars and everyone is friendly. The shopping is the usual
tat with travellers' clothes that fall apart after two rinse cycles but
it's all so cheap and easy that no one cares. If you want to go upmarket
there are a couple of smart Italian restaurants. In short, it is perfect
for a winter stop and flop.
That said, what the brochures don't
tell you is that the beach suffers from a strong tide and almost
disappears on certain days in the lunar calendar. Also, those mountains
mean lots of cloud and more rain than on lower-lying islands. White Sands
reminded me of the Thailand of my youth but we were staying a few bays
further down at the Amari Emerald Cove hotel.
Completed just over a year ago, the
150-room Amari was the first international five-star hotel to open on the
island and the first to be featured by Kuoni, Britain's biggest long-haul
operator to the Far East.
Rooms offer simple luxury with teak
floors, large beds, generous bathrooms and balconies overlooking lily
ponds. The pool is a 50-metre stunner, five times longer than the one at
my local gym, and makes up for the smallish beach. The cocktails and the
food are excellent, but the architect made a serious error of judgment
when he put the main bar and the Thai and Italian restaurants at the back
of the hotel, overlooking the car park and the inevitable construction
site.
On our first morning, slipping into
that pool for a pre-breakfast swim was bliss but I soon noticed that most
of the rest of Europe had bagged the beach-front sun beds. But heck, I was
here to chill, and soon got into a rhythm of going to the gym, where I was
usually alone, followed by a swim, a session with the massage ladies at
250 baht (about £3.60) for an hour, followed by a couple of cocktails
during the two-for-one happy hour.
The answer to 'What shall we do
today?' was 'not much', apart from amazing-value boat rides to lesser
islands for snorkelling which costs from £6 for a full day with lunch
included. Our fellow passengers were friendly young backpackers from
Sydney, Seoul and Milan, as well as glad-to-be-grey middle-aged
adventurers such as us.
Koh Chang means 'elephant island' and
even though they aren't indigenous there are three spots on the island
where you can take organised rides. We took advice and chose Ban Kwang
Chang, a simple clearing in the forest where they (thankfully) don't do
circus tricks. We got Jintara, at 22 a mere nipper, who was said to be
naughty, but the worst thing she did was stop to eat bamboo a couple of
times on her slow plod through rubber plantations, past a fruit salad of
coconut, papaya, jackfruit and banana trees.
We fed her bananas to say 'thank you'
afterwards, but the best bit was being allowed to wash down some of the
elephants in the river with a nylon scrubbing brush, apparently their
favourite form of massage.
While we were scrubbing her friends,
Jintara was playing water games with her mahout (keeper) with a hose. Who
are we to say that captive elephants don't have fun?
As the first week slipped into the
second we started to feel more like travellers than holidaymakers and
became regulars at the Fisherman's Bar, just down the beach from the
hotel, built almost entirely from flotsam. On our last night we settled
down at the water's edge in a couple of rickety deckchairs, surrounded by
candles in the sand, sipping Thai whisky, listening to Bob Marley. As I
petted one of the local dogs, I felt sad. This is just the sort of place
that could be flattened in seconds to make way for another international
hotel.
On our final morning I walked down
the beach to say goodbye to the massage ladies. 'Come back. Come back
please, Madam. The big machine has gone. Very quiet, Madam,' they shouted.
Yes, but not for long.
Essentials
Jill Hartley travelled to Koh
Chang with Kuoni (01306 747 008;
www.kuoni.co.uk). A
seven-night stay at the Amari Emerald Cove resort costs from £756.50 per
person. This includes international flights with Thai Airways to Bangkok
and onwards to Phuket and transfers to and from the resort. This price is
valid on departures in May. Boat trips, elephant rides at Ban Kwang Chang
and minibus tours of the island can be booked through World Travel Service
(www.wts-thailand.com)
which has an office in the basement of the hotel. For information call the
Tourism Authority of Thailand (020 7925 2511;
www.thaismile.co.uk).