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Updates for August 2007 - November 2007

 

25 November  - Health and Safety Advisory for visitors to Koh Chang: Look after yourself, because no one else will.

Last night was Loy Krathong, a fireworks and beer type of celebration. Many hotels had firework displays and some also had flying paper lanterns from the north of Thailand.  The paper lanterns use a candle to generate hot air which then lifts the lantern into the sky, where it blows away on the wind.  Sometimes they come back down to earth where they aren't supposed to as happened last night. If they burn out and come down as the hot air cools, then no problem.  If there's a strong, swirling wind blowing and they come down still burning and land on an area of dry grass and undergrowth then you have a problem . . .

On the right side of the photo above, just out of shot, over 100 tourists were having their Loy Krathong dinner and being 'entertained' by some Thai dancing - oblivious to the large fire burning about 200 metres away from the wooden hotel restaurant where they were dining. 

If you were on holiday and a large fire broke out nearby would you expect the hotel management to a) have erred on the side of caution and mentioned to guests that it might be better to leave the festivities temporarily as there was a large fire burning nearby or b) done nothing.  Anyone answering a) would have upset a lot of guests for no reason the hotel didn't burn down anyway.  And so b) was obviously the correct choice, as if you're going to die in a fire then so it will be, you can't change fate.

The restaurant below was evacuated, or at least all the customers left when the place filled with smoke and it looked like their steaks would be well done instead of rare.

Fortunately the fire department were on hand and roughly 30 minutes after the fire started Koh Chang's two fire tenders arrived.  It took a bit of time as they are based on the other side of the island, a safe distance from any fires that might break out near restaurants or hotels. Another 30 minutes later the fire burnt itself out. 

So in the end the hotel management were proved right - there was nothing to worry about after all.  Tourists visiting this high season can sleep soundly knowing that those in charge of their safety can forsee the future and predict winds and paths of fires accurately . . . . hopefully. 

 

18 November  - On November 24th, it will be time to grab a few hundred baht's worth of the finest Chinese weapons grade fireworks, a couple of large Beer Changs,  and head down to the local river, ocean or large pond to celebrate Loy Krathong - the Thai festival of something or other.  Exactly what isn't important as it's an excuse to play with fireworks and drink beer if you're  a guy; or to sit with your friends and make decorative floats out of banana leaf, then drink beer and play with fireworks, and then do the washing up if you're a girl. 

Once the beer's been drunk and the child who carelessly lost a couple of fingers when a  rocket blew up in his hand taken to hospital; it's time to go down to the river and place your decorated 'krathong' in the water.  This then gently drifts off on the current, carrying with it your sins from the past year. Obviously, the  symbolism may be lost in locations Loy Krathong is celebrated by the sea where the wind and the waves can conspire to return your krathong to you.  If you held your ancient animist beliefs close to your heart that would be you screwed for the next 12 months.

And where can you experience a cultural feast such as this on Koh Chang? - well pretty much everywhere.  Buy a krathong from the stalls that will pop up by the roadside on the morning of the 24th and your hotel will have somewhere you can float it. 

If you want a bit of a classier Loy Krathong experience, then the Amari Emerald Cove is having a big Loy Krathong party complete with International & Thai food buffet, Thai Dance show, Krathong making, and Nang Noppamas* Beauty Contest. The fun starts in the morning, as do the Loy Krathong festivities, the evening buffet dinner is priced at 750 baht +++, including free transport between your hotel and the Amari.  Call 039-552-000 for more info.

*Nang Noppamas was a royal courtier in bygone days and is credited with the invention of the Krathong, which in Thai eyes puts her up there with Thomas Edison and the Wright brothers.  In her honour, every November full moon, women the length and breadth of Thailand celebrate her discovery by  dressing up in traditional Thai style, applying way too much make-up, constructing  elegant krathongs, drinking beer and playing with fireworks. 

For budget celebrations, a mere 150 baht will get you a plate of food & a drink of some description; plus Thai dancing and a karaoke session in the traditional souvenir shopping village of Bangbao.

The picture below, from the Pattaya Mail's cartoonist, tells you all you need to know about the celebrations.

But for a better understanding of just how to decorate and then float your krathong -  without falling head over heels into the water, read this

Evolution  . . . Koh Chang style.  To celebrate the imminent arrival of a third 7-eleven store on White Sand Beach, this one to be located in opposite Koh Chang Lagoon Resort and catering to people who can't, or won't, walk for more than a few hundred metres in order to buy a bag of ice, bag of mixed nuts and a toilet roll; here's a quick look at the advances taking place in mini-mart signage on Koh Chang.

In the beginning there were local minimarts where the friendly local owners would happily rip off their neighbours and tourists alike, selling over priced expired products from a dingy, unlit shop.  These were the kind of places where you could by everything from a replacement turn signal for your motorbike to a pack of sanitary towels and half a kilo of  chicken's feet.  That all changed a few years ago when the first '7-eleven' opened on the island.

Noting that everyone now made  a beeline for this shiny new air-conditioned store, many local mini-marts struggled, supported only by backpackers who insisted in giving their money to the native traders and not to franchises of multi-national conglomerates.  But they soon relented when Lonely Beach became home to this store designed to lure in those adverse to shopping in a real 7-eleven

Time passed and on the roadside in Klong Prao,  pretty much in the middle of nowhere, a new mini-mart opened.  Trade was slow, a remedy was required.  Monks were consulted and a change of name was recommended as the only cure.  And thus the '7 years' mini-mart  was born, but in this case no-one paid much attention as the name's just taking the piss.  

 

 

 

13 November  - Large backpacker hut resort, plus bars, chillout lounge & restaurant with approx 80 metres roadside frontage sitting on 4 Rai (6,400sqm)  of land. 12 year lease.  Price reduced from 12 million to 9 million baht.  All 18 bungalows and 4 houses are full at the moment - 100% occupancy.  Photos & info

Magic Garden It seems like some folks down in 'Ye Olde Fishing Village' of Salakphet are yearning for the day that development comes their way . . .

Also down that way Sunsail have just opened their office at Koh Chang Marine in Salakphet.   They have eight yachts for charter.  Bareboat charter from just 13,600 baht/day for a 6 berth, 33' yacht. For anyone who's into sailing, you're probably thinking this is an extremely reasonable daily rate.  For anyone who isn't into sailing, you're probably thinking you could buy a racehorse for less - but there again a racehorse doesn't sleep six.  More info on the Sunsail website

The problem facing yacht owners has long been the comparative lack of mooring berths on Koh Chang.  There's Island View pier and Koh Chang Marina both in Salakphet but both are relatively small and well away from the popular beaches and hotels on the west coast.  The good news is that Siam  Royal View have just made details of their new Marina public.  Wet berths are on sale to residents of the development and non-residents alike.  So if you need a spot to moor your yacht this is it.  Berth ownership from 900,000 baht for non-residents.  Marina Plan and details.

What did I do this week?

Take one wooden footbridge in need of spraying for termites, then add one guy with a spray gun walking around under the bridge not looking where he's going, throw in  an old plank of wood with a two and a half inch rusty nail protruding upwards and finally top off with the fact the protective footwear being worn consisted of 49 baht flip flops.  Guess what happened next?

The hole in my foot was about an inch deep but the hole in my wallet was considerably less painful.  The choice was private clinic or local clinic.  Usually I'd advise people to go to the private clinic where you can discuss symptoms of any ailments with an English speaking doctor whilst sitting on a designer sofa in whitewashed surroundings and being served complimentary hot sugary tea and nibbles.  But seeing as it was pretty obvious what the problem was and I was nearer the local place it was there that I went. 

Having interrupted an important MSN messenger chat the receptionist/nurse/only person in the place was having, I hopped round the back of a partition trying not to inconvenience her too much by dripping blood all over the freshly mopped floor.  I stuck my foot up on the treatment table and she gave it a quick once over.  Then looked at my sandal  with small hole in the centre, back to the hole in the sole of my foot and finally to my face and gave me one of those smiles that simply says "Another  day, another idiot".  I flashed her an "I know what you are thinking." smile in return.

It was  a bit disconcerting to see all manner of sharp metal objects being brought out of sterilised stainless steel containers.  These implements included what appeared to be  a stainless steel knitting needle, but at least I could console myself with the thought that the local anesthetic would be on the way soon and the nurse could then get on with the job of digging the bits of rust out. 

She got on with the excavation quickly which was good, the downside was that no local anesthetic was forthcoming.  So it stung a little as I discovered that the knitting needle was used to wrap iodine soaked gauze around and was then inserted into the hole and wiggled around about a bit. "Jep mai?" ("Does it hurt?") she asked, "Nit noi" ("A little" ) I replied.  Had this been said in a gruff, Chuck Norris, man-of-steel type of manner it might have been convincing, but   when said with watery eyes and a high pitched voice it probably didn't.  She gave me another smile, this one said "Liar", I flashed back a "Yeah, I know that you know this f@*king hurts like hell so why ask me in the first place?" smile in return.

But 15 minutes of digging, prodding and scraping later it was over.  A tetanus jab was given and I was out the door with a small bag of painkillers, a small bag of antibiotics and a bill for 170 baht.  Since then I've been back daily to get more rust picked out and new bandage applied - price 50 baht per visit.  The waiting area is just outside the the main building, with the window of the small treatment area nearby.  So, as I did a couple of days ago, you can sit and wait and hear muffled screams as people get their calf burns from motorbike exhausts cleaned up.

However, if do something stupid like I did, get mauled by a gecko or fall off your bike then head to one of the local clinics, point to the problem and they'll fix you up very cheaply and also do a good job.  It's been less than a week but my wound has healed over fine, no infection and I can walk around pretty normally now. Just remember to bring something to bite down on if you think the nurse might need to dig into you.

 

6 November  - The oldest person on Koh Chang? 80? 90?100?  Try 108 years old and still active.  At least that's what she reckons her age is, but as there's no official record of her birth, she was born on Koh Chang, no-one is quite sure.  However, family members are certain she is over 100.  The elixir of life can apparently be found in her daily ration of Thai whisky. You'll see her pottering around Kai Bae Hut Resort.

New Pool Villas at Siam Beach Resort.  Get your Romantic Vacation Wish List ready:

*Privacy - Check
*White sand beach right outside your door - Check
*Your own secluded sun deck and plunge pool - Check
*Huge flat screen TV with home theatre - Check
*Jacuzzi bath for 2 (or 3) - Check
*Dungeon full of lingerie, French maid's outfits, assorted whips, chains, vibrating electrical equipment and furry handcuffs - Unfortunately not . . . . which just goes to show you can't have everything.

However, if you have got around 10,000 baht/night to spend on accommodation there aren't many better ways to spend it. More photos at www.kohchangpoolvillas.com

A new game called 'Koh Chang Construction Roulette'.  Take a look below at who's building what where.  Did you just book two weeks on a palm fringed paradise beach or a fortnight on a building site? 

K.C. Grande Resort, White Sand Beach: The construction of a new hotel building is well underway, due for completion in April/May 2008, construction site is an eyesore, but there again so is most of White Sand beach.

Koh Chang Lagoon Resort, White Sand Beach: New hotel building by the roadside almost completed.  I'm still wondering where the Lagoon actually is unless it's the Thai word for 'small swimming pool'.

Paradise Resort, Klong Prao: Started construction of 12 Jacuzzi Villa’s next to the restaurant - but away from existing bungalows.  Hopefully completed by  September 2008 if the local builder's merchant stocks the correct kind of nails, 2010 if it doesn't.

Koh Chang Resort, Klong Prao:  New conference building will be completed in late November. It's taken them long enough and in keeping with the rest of the resort it looks a bit of a train wreck.

Tropicana Resort, Klong Prao: Started the construction of 100 more rooms to the south of existing resort and around the front entrance.  Huge project but it's outside the resort, there will be some noise in the reception area and some bungalows on the south side of the resort.  They'll finish banging around sometime in mid-2008. 

Baan Rim Nam, Klong Prao: We're planning to fix up the old outside toilet.  You know, give it a lick of paint, add a western toilet, a few plants, move the washing machine a couple of feet and maybe add a few clear roof tiles for more light, that kind of thing.  Completion date "Up to you" according to our builder.

Cliff Beach Resort, Kai Bae:  Started the construction of a hotel building up on the cliff, completion due in Q1 2008. They're also responsible for all the crap shop units by the road  - but that's another story.

Bhumiyama Resort, Lonely Beach:  New Spa building is going up in front for the Superior Garden View rooms. Should be completed by December when presumably the rooms will be renamed 'Superior Garden and back of the new Spa View'.

Dusit Princess Resort, Bailan:  Open as of 1 November but still some construction work ongoing until end of 2007.  No pithy comments as I'm holding out for a free meal here at some point in the near future.

Nisa Cabana Resort, Bailan:  Pool Villas still under construction until January 2008.  This is a new resort you have never heard of - don't worry about it, you won't have booked rooms here unless you left your travel plans to a tour agent.

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Another treat for lovers of luxury accommodation.  If pool villas aren't your thing, here's a sneak peek at the interior of a Sea View Deluxe Room at the Dusit Princess Koh Chang Resort.   

 

29 October - Tripadvisor.com listed it's Top Ten World Destinations for 2008 recently.  Two were in Thailand, neither of those was Koh Chang.  The couple of places that will be ruined by the sudden influx of tourists over the next 12 months are at the Phang Nga area, between Krabi & Phuket and Koh Pha-Ngan, near Samui, which come in at 3rd & 7th places respectively in the Top Ten.  Koh Chang is slowly gaining in popularity and not just with Russians who are heading here in ever increasing numbers both on package tours and travelling independently.  I only mention this as I've just finished a bottle of Dagestan's finest brandy, no idea of the brand as the writing is all in Cyrillic but it was extremely drinkable and if anyone from any of the 'Stans' or Russia is visiting - stick a  bottle in your suitcase for me.  Thanks.

Last update I mentioned that the Miss Thailand contestants were heading to Koh Chang for a couple of days.  It wasn't as though their time on Koh Chang was wasted, they took time out from their intensive skin bleaching sessions to do their bit for the environment.   In case you ever wondered how many beauty pageant contestants it takes to plant a tree the answer is here, as five of them are pictured below getting up close and personal with a sapling on Koh Chang.  Next time you see these girls they'll probably be wearing a shiny silver miniskirt and draped over a new model Camry at the 2008 Bangkok Motor Show.

 

More and more people are emailing about finding good quality long stay accommodation on Koh Chang, if you know of any nice, furnished small houses / bungalows in quiet areas but within easy reach of the beach, let me know. 

If you want  a quiet, laid back place on a river estuary about 100 metres from a good beach,  try Blue Lagoon Bungalows, Klong Prao - friendly local owners, been going for over 10 years and they have just repaired & renovated all the bungalows - fan rooms from 500 baht/night, AC for 1000 baht/night, walking distance to shops / ATM and easy to get to Kai Bae or White Sand beach if you want to party.   Some bungalows are built right next over water.  Their website:  www.kohchangcookery.com. But a Google search will also find more details and photos.

This week's riveting addition to the ever growing list of tourism related websites covering Trat and Koh Chang  is www.trattourism.com. Three factors which may count against it becoming a 'must click' site for millions of tourists are 1) it's only in Thai and 2) it only contains information relating to various meetings held by the Trat Tourism Authority and 3) it's only in Thai and only contains information about tourism meetings. But if you like seeing photos of local officials standing in lines and engaged in discussion then this is the site for you.

We're always on the look out for new places to eat and this week found a couple, both good value - as they aren't on the beach and so you don't pay the sand in your food premium.

Khun Mee's Restaurant, Klong Prao
Forget the silk clad waitresses, celadon tableware, carved fruit centrepieces on the table and Royal Thai cuisine.  Real Thai food comes from places built of wood and corrugated iron where there's no menu, no decor other than a dozen cases of empty beer bottles and a few fading posters of Thai monarchs past & present, the drinks list comprises consists of Water, Coke, Red Bull and Small or Large Chang Beer and the staff are the owners children or an aging relative who moves at glacial speed.  Also at busy times customers have the choice of wandering into the kitchen area and cooking their own food if they want it quickly, or waiting for the owner to get round the their order in due course.  Suck a place is Khun Mee's small restaurant just south of Chang Chutiman Elephant Camp.  No sign of any kind but there's usually some kind of meat being BBQ'd outside.  Really good food, large portions and very cheap. 

Baan Captain, Klong Prao
But for those of you who aren't willing to risk an increased chance of catching any one of a number of communicable diseases in an effort to be as one with the Thai people, have  a look at another new restaurant 'Baan Captain' 100 metres south of the turning for  the Amari Emerald Cove.  Good value Western & Thai food served up in a spotlessly clean, if not very exciting, restaurant by the roadside.  How do you know you'll get good food?  Simple - until recently the owner, Khum Prem, was a chef at the Hilton Hotel in Adelaide, so she can make Thai food as good as you'll find in any local Thai restaurant and western food as good as you'll get in a 5 star hotel.  Well worth a meal or two if you're staying at the far south of Klong Prao beach and value English speaking owners, good service, and food you can recognise.

Someone wanted a photo of a ferry - I think they were nervous about the crossing from the mainland to Koh Chang.  It's also interesting to note that there isn't a word in the Thai language for 'unseaworthy'.  Below is the pride of Centrepoint Ferry Company that operates ferries between the mainland and Koh Chang.  These run on a need to know basis, problem is that their customers aren't included in the list of those who need to know when the next boat may come along.  However, the sleepy girl in the ticket office will be more than happy to let you know that the next boat will be leaving in 15 minutes.  An hour and a half later you realise this may have been guesswork on her part and that she too isn't on the 'need to know' list either.  

 

19 October - It's official - the sun is shining, the sea is calm and the hotels are empty here on Koh Chang . . So what are you waiting for?, other than a cheap flight and permission from the boss to take time off work, as apparently some people work in small cubicles in concrete office blocks in city centres which can't be much fun.

 

Koh Chang is awash with restaurants, for example, here's a recommendation from a visitor to this site for a place most people wont ever find:

" ...there's a place I'd like to recommend, for food or just "falling in love with"... 'Blues and blues arts and food'...the guy who runs the place is amazingly friendly, so sweet, and the food is simply great. The best tom yum I've had till now...its not only the food but also the environment of the place.  Since he's an artist, he decorated the place himself. To me its really a work of art. If you're on Koh Chang, do go check it out..."

No idea if it's any good or not, but she seems to like it - it's located on the road to Baan Kwan Chang elephant camp in the north of Koh Chang. 

Other restaurants make a point of advertising  just how good they (think they) are. e.g The Spa Resort in Salakkok that likes to mention that a magazine chose the restaurant at their parent resort in Samui as one of the 'Top 50 Restaurants in the World'.  Obviously,  this means absolutely nothing when it comes to the food at The Spa Koh Chang.  The good news is that if you stick to the salads & western food then it's pretty good, but don't go near the Thai food and don't expect service to be any different than in any restaurant anywhere i.e. pretty bad.  But it's well worth stopping there for lunch if you're in the area and want something healthy, otherwise  go a few kilometres further to Salakphet Seafood. But you can at least console yourself with the great views from The Spa restaurant as you're waiting for the kitchen staff to ease themselves into life . . .

If, like me, you're old enough to remember when ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! was an unfathomably large amount of money, then you might be surprised to learn that it won't be enough to buy you a posh house at Tranquillity Bay on Koh Chang.  You'll need to stump up a minimum of 44,000,000 Baht to be able to afford a villa  there.  But if you have got a little bag of blood diamonds sitting in a Swiss bank vault; elderly parents with equity in their mini-mansion that was bought for 27 new pounds and a bag of coal in 1971; or are simply a poor person who likes to watch 'Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous' on TV and can only dream of having George Hamilton's tan, take a look at these amazing homes.   This is a single, Type C villa with almost 600sqm of living space which means you can live in the same home as your in-laws but never actually see them:

 

The bright lights of Koh Chang.  Or at least our little bit of it. Below is Aana Resort, taken from the deck in front of our house.

Aana Resort's 'Cinnamon' restaurant, pictured above. is usually empty as all guests with common sense will eat outside the resort in one of the nearby restaurants, the best being Phu-Talay which is 100 metres away and pictured below.  We give them a call and they send  a guy in a boat over to pick up customers from our place.

And when you're in Phu-Talay, you see this rather nice little guesthouse - Baan Rim Nam.

On the deck of Baan Rim Nam

(All the above photos taken by Mike, if you need any bronze - he's the man to contact, see www.bronze-sculpture.net)

 

10 October - Woohoo . . . more houses being built on Koh Chang. 

Plot plan Sunshine Villas

Logans Thailand, a Scandinavian owned company have just launched their 'Sunshine Villas' development on Koh Chang in Salakphet Bay. This follows on from their previous developments in Bang Saen & Rayong on the eastern seaboard which have attracted a lot of interest from Scandinavian home buyers in particular as they combine functional but aesthetically pleasing design ina  quiet location, with a high standard of construction and  place a high priority on preserving the environment in which the developments are located.  Prices from 4.9 Million Baht (105,000 Euros). More details, prices and plot plans etc.

The above banner was recently erected at the Koh Chang 'Entertainment' Complex. At first glance a 'Miss Thonglor Centre Bare 2007' competition looks rather interesting and I'm sure quite a few people will have made enquiries about attending the event.  However, the Thai language makes it clear that this is some kind of event for ladyboys only.  Hopefully, in light of the news that it will be shemales and not females on display, the 'Bare' is a misspelling of Bars, Beer or even Bear.

New page of photos of the interior of a completed condo unit at Tranquility Bay Residence, Bangbao . . .and very nice it is too, and will be even better when they figure out an aesthetically pleasing and yet ergonomically friendly location in which to place the  where to put the towel rail and tissue holder in the bathroom.

Guys in search of a better class of real, and not man made, Thai totty will have more luck if they loiter as inconspicuously as possible around Aiyapura Resort & Spa on 23-24 October when the 18 finalists of the Miss Thailand World pageant will be strutting their stuff; banally answering banal questions and generally spending 2 days sheltering out of the sun in order to preserve their lillywhite skin, in an effort not to derail their chances of a Top 10 finish and therefore achieving their goal of landing a dream job as a Thai Airways trolley dolly once their 5 minutes of fame is complete.

'Upper Crust' is now open in Klong Prao - opposite the temple.  This is the deli / gourmet shop / epicurean training centre follows on from the success of Crust bakery.  All manner of bakery items, cheeses, cold cuts, dry goods, spirits, hard to find beers and wines are in stock.  Well worth a visit if you are in the area and have a love of good food and it's fast becoming the meeting point for the expat community on Koh Chang.

Photo from Kom Chad Luek newspaperToday's Bangkok Post, and the Thai papers,  carry a story on the perils that can be faced when trying to sell your small resort on Koh Chang 'Briton, wife lodge CSD complaint over alleged assault' covers the story of the British & Thai owners of a small resort on Pearl Beach who were (allegedly) beaten up last weekend by the would-be buyer and his gang of hired hands when they refused to lower the selling price, matters weren't helped when they were then refused help by the police on Koh Chang, according to the story.

BUT . . it's worth bearing in mind that the article doesn't include any comment from the Koh Chang police, unlike the articles in the Thai language papers, which present a slightly different view of events. Get your Thai to English translator out from in front of the TV and ask her to read the article in today's Matichon newspaper.

 

This week we had several guests who wanted to do  a bit of kayaking.  The sea was a bit rough so paddling out to the islands offshore was off.  So we headed round to Salakkok for a spot of mangrove kayaking and very nice it was too.

Salakkok Kayak Station was founded by K. Pittaya who also set up the excellent Ban Kwan Chang elephant camp in the north of Koh Chang.  The kayak station & restaurant are run in partnership with local families and the enterprise has been designed to be as eco-friendly as possible.  Canals through the mangroves and are easy to follow, there are a couple of routes marked both on a map on the wall of the restaurant and also denoted by numbered markers once you are out on the water.  But a guide can also be hired if you are geographically challenged.

It was a bit overcast and late in the afternoon when we arrived so the photos aren't as good as they could be.  But they should give you an idea of what to expect . . .

Paddling through one of the narrower channels

Preston & Helen on the water.

Bring your own food here and stop for a picnic in the bay. 

One of the large canals which allows fishing boats to pass through the mangroves and out to sea.

It's easy to spend a couple of hours paddling around and it's better to visit at high tide if possible. The only downside is that as the kayak rental is only 100 baht/hour there isn't any pick-up service provided for people staying on the west of Koh Chang which is 30-40 kilometres away as this wouldn't be cost effective.  So to get there you'll need to rent a car or scooter or join an organised tour.  Make the effort, you'll be happy you did.  

 

3 October - Been on holiday for a few days as I needed some sunshine and there wasn't much on Koh Chang.   This time it was south to Hua Hin, Ban Krut & Chumpon.

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In the news . . . a biogas plant is supposedly due to open at the end of the year on Koh Chang.  Full Bangkok Post story.  As with most stories concerning the development of Koh Chang minor details such as where the 100 tons of waste that are required daily will come from and how it will be delivered to the plant aren't addressed.  "Details, Schmetails" as Koh Chang's Yiddish community would say - if there were one.

But it's a nice idea, the biogas plant that is, not the Yiddish community, and ties in will with the multi-coloured garbage bins that now adorn the roadside in numerous spots on the island complementing the island's natural beauty.  The Black bin is for recyclable garbage; Yellow for organic matter and Red for Hazardous materials - obviously not intended for the disposal of anything too hazardous as the red bins are only emptied once a week.   And there I was thinking that the bins were just pretty colours and wondering where to buy red & yellow plastic garbage bags to match.

Anyone planning a holiday in Rayong?  No, I didn't think so, but for anyone who gets stuck there, Soren is in the process of putting together a new site with all the info you need about the town, beaches and places to eat. See www.rayonginfo.com.  Laem Charoen Seafood & Society House are two places that are definitely worth a meal if you're in the town. 

If the novelty of having to endure Filipino house bands and acoustic Thai folk music during your evening meal is beginning to wane and you're heading back to Bangkok and feel the need to see a real band play a real gig before you leave Thailand then take a look at Worathep.com and in particular 'The Bkk Bus' for details of bands you have heard of playing in Bangkok in the coming month  - Black Eyed Peas, Beyonce and Linkin Park and Megadeath will all be here. 

Also on the list of sites I've been asked to mention Koh Chang Booking and Information another site with some good info and where you can book your hotels, trips and tours online.  Although why you'd want to book your snorkelling trip or elephant trek months in advance is beyond me but I'm sure some people must. 

One of the highlights of my life is having the opportunity to re-write hotel brochures occasionally.  This provides me with some light hearted moments as I look to escape from the stress and strain of having to think of faintly amusing things to say on this page.  A couple of weeks ago I was asked to edit a few paragraphs, or to be more accurate a collection of words  from the English language thrown together with no regard for grammar or meaning, for one resort.  An example: 'The resort’s distinctive setting is enhanced intimate principal living in a graciousness of the nature spirit'.

If you're still looking for mid-range rooms over New Year try Chang Park Resort, Kai Bae (bungalows available, Grand Cabana Resort and  VJ Hotel & Spa, Klong Prao - all by the beach.  Also Thai Garden Hill Resort, Klong Prao by the roadside.  All bookable through numerous websites.

For a couple of smaller places you wont find listed see Island Lodge, White Sand beach www.islandlodge-kochang.com 200 - 800 baht/night. Coral Resort, Kai Bae, www.kohchangcoralresort.com AC bungalows from 1,500 baht upwards   

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Back to the interesting stuff . . . holiday photos . . .

View from the new temple overlooking Ban Krut Beach, Prachuap Kiri Khan.  Ban Krut should be on the tourist map in the coming years.  Several resorts are under construction now and there are already a couple of very nice places to stay.

What the beach lacks in sunset views it more than makes up for with lots of powdery white sand even at high tide.  Photo taken at Rachavadee Resort  - a very good deal at 1,800 baht/night.  (Beachfront land for sale nearby for only 3.5 million/rai Chanote title.)

Forget the star rating for hotels, a quick look at the in room reading material tells you all you need to know about a hotel. Below are two examples, one from Chumpon Cabana Hotel and the other from the Evason Hua Hin.  Try to figure out which is from which resort. At one resort you have well over 200 pages of blurb detailing every aspect of the resort, bound in numerous coconut wood folders.  In the other you'll find a copy of a Dutch gardening magazine, what appears to be the May 2005 edition of  'Squat Toilet' monthly and a trade magazine for anyone with an interest in industrial circuit breaker innovations circa 2004.  (I later also found a June 2000 edition of Kinnaree, the Thai airline inflight magazine.)

This is not only a TV with a blinking eye in a large clay jar but also art, in case your didn't realise it. You know it's art because it makes you think, in my case about how pointless it is.  You'll find the jar at the Evason Hua Hin.

The Evason is a cracking hotel, not only due the volume of reading material, an eye in a jar, the beautiful room, the excellent service or because we got a room dirt cheap; but also for the 80 baht cocktails they sell in order to dissuade guests from visiting nearby beach bars which sell them for 90 or 100 baht.  Happy hour is from 6-7pm, buy 2 get 1 free. We arrived at 6.30pm and managed to spend 320 baht on six cocktails. 

No holiday would be complete without a visit to an old wooden palace. This is part of Mrigadayavan Palace, Hua Hin which in addition to being built by Rama V is also worth around 79 points in a game of Scrabble.

The perfect way to end your trip, a stop off at Premium Outlet Mall, Cha-am. Shopping, eating and more shopping.

 

19 September - Koh Mak related stuff in this update as that's where I just spent a couple of days.  The speedboat service is currently running three times a week from Laem Ngop - Dan Mai (Koh Chang) - Koh Mak.  Within a month or so the service will revert to it's daily high season schedule.

The island leaves Koh Chang well behind when it comes to getting things done.  The most recent example are the new mountain bike trails that cover Koh Mak.  Also coming soon are public tennis courts, a high speed passenger catamaran service and a western standard kindergarten for local kids where holidaying parents will also be able to take their children to play and leave them safely if they want to escape the clutches of their little darlings for a couple of hours 

The Kindergarten renovation is part of a project that has just been launched to provide kids on the island with the best standard of education that is possible.  This  starts with the kindergarten and then will progress to improving the classrooms and facilities for school age children. The developer of GoodTime Resort provided the initial funds to start renovation of the 25 year old kindergarten building and now other local resort owners and expat home-buyers on Koh Mak are also chipping in and offering to provide funds to buy uniforms, desks, chairs, classroom equipment, books, toys etc for the kids as well as providing them all with a healthy meal at lunchtime.   At present this consists of chicken & rice plus a carbonated soft drink five days a week, no milk, fresh fruit or vegetables.

The plan is for the kindergarten to re-open in late October. Work has already begun, but as the two photos below of the dining area and toilet show, there's still a lot of work required. 

The local government can only provide one teacher to look after all the kids, so money raised will also be used to pay for assistants to help take care of the children.

A play area will also be set up.  Every afternoon this will be where families visiting Koh Mak will be encouraged to bring their children to play with the local kids.

In return the families of local children will provide Thai language lessons, cookery classes, Thai dance displays etc for visitors and to those who donate to the project.

If you plan on visiting Koh Mak and would like to make a donation, or would like to offer any help whilst on the island, please contact Kerstin  < kclausenius@web.de >. She will be back in Thailand from October 4th onwards.

There's not much in the way of original work produced by local artists on the outlying islands . . . and for good reason.  The photo below illustrates what can happen when you ask someone who has been living alone on a small island for the past couple of months to paint  a picture to hang in your Spa.

As the resort owner said when he saw the painting  "I told him, not too many tits."  (If anyone wants to buy this painting, offers are being accepted and the money will go direct to the struggling artist.)

Informative signs have widely been regarded as one of the best types of sign to have and that's just the type of sign that has been erected around Koh Mak.  These signs mark three mountain bike routes of varying distances which cover the length and breadth of the island.  They also provide riders with details of the various historical, local and natural sights they see en route.  A printed pocket guide to the bicycle route is also available.  For more info contact 'Ball' at Ball Internet Cafe, Ao Nid Pier, Koh Mak, he's a nice guy who put a lot of time & effort  into getting the bike trail up and running.

Cute animal photo . . . 'DTAC' the dog, from Rayang Island Resort having fun with his coconut.

The main reason for visiting Koh Mak was to take a couple of people over to check out how construction on several villas was going.  This is the bathroom of one villa. More photos of what around 150,000 Euros can buy you on Koh Mak will be added in the next couple fo days.

 

11 September - Been a while since my last update as I've been on holiday again and then had my laptop die roughly 5 minutes after the warranty period expired.  So whilst that's being fixed here's a travelogue and a few holiday snaps.

Finding a place quieter than Koh Chang in the (not very) rainy season isn't easy to do.  But for anyone wanting to really get away from it all you'll be pleased to learn that there is an area of Thailand that can be easily reached from Bangkok by car, or bus if you have a thing for public transport, and where you are over 200 km from the nearest 7-eleven mini-mart.

Sangkhlaburi - near the Thai-Burma border was our destination.  Just over 220km east of Kanchanburi which was the starting point for our trip.  Kanchanaburi is famous for having a bridge which people walk over with contemplative expressions on their faces.   But at the end of the day it's just an iron and concrete bridge that happens to be built near the site of another bridge that was destroyed in WW2 and so is historical only in a round about way. So we moved swiftly on.

Not too far away is Muang Singh (Lion City), which is a far more interesting and far less visited tourist attraction.  It's a very well maintained Khmer ruin, a mini Siem Reap, and one of the 27 ancient cities of the old Khmer empire.  10 Baht entry for Thais, 40 Baht for fat-walleted foreigners for whom money is no object.  Not a great deal to see but well worth a stop if you're in the area.

After the obligatory clambering over temple walls it was back in the car and on to Saiyoke Noi waterfall.  (There is another much larger waterfall Saiyoke Yai - but you have to pay 400 baht to get into that and it falls into the category of 'waterfalls that aren't worth paying 100 baht, let alone 400 baht, to see'.)  Saiyoke Noi is a small, free,  roadside waterfall which is a popular spot for picnickers and where you can swim in a couple of pools.  Not far from here is Hindad Hot Springs which despite being well-away from civilization has now been discovered by Russian tour groups.  There are a couple of large public pools where you can swap communicable water-born diseases with strangers and several private cabins where you can get your kit off and bathe away from the monks' prying eyes.  Can't remember the entrance fee but it was around 20 baht for Thais and more than that for me.  

Another couple of hours drive through scenery of farmland and limestone hills, very reminiscent of the Ao Nang area of Krabi and and we got to Sangkhlaburi. A town made significantly more interesting following the building of a dam which causes the valley to flood and therefore look picturesque.  The town's only attraction of any kind, aside from a couple of temples and the fact it's quiet and full of nature, is the 800 metre long wooden bridge that stretches from one side of the valley to the other.  This was built by the 'Mon' people who inhabit the western bank of the river to allow them to reach the Thai, eastern side.  Interesting to note that the inhabitants of the eastern side were seemingly in no hurry to find away to reach the wooden shanty town on the opposite bank. 

The locals around here comprise Mon & Karen tribes.  The Karen tend to live in the jungle and are the type of folks you want to run into if your plane crash lands in a remote mountain area as they know more about living off the land than any TV survival expert.  The Mon make very cheap teak wood souvenirs and sell them along with imported Burmese items such soap, quarter size guitars and semi-precious glass beads and so have integrated well into Thai society.

We had a couple of nights in Sangklaburi, one in the finest hotel by the lake, the 2 star Pornpailin Resort, where an AC room complete with TV, fridge, 2 double beds, ABF and about a metre away from the water goes for 1,300 baht/night. The second night we headed to P.Guesthouse which is probably the best known of all the places to stay.  here we splashed out 600 baht on the best room in the place, (Room 17) which has an uninterrupted view across the lake. Another 800 baht/head went on a day of elephant trekking, rafting and travelling around by longtail boat.  At this time of year the boat can head up the Runtee river to the elephant camp which is an amazingly scenic trip.   

Heading back towards Kanchanaburi we did a quick detour up to Burma border at Three Pagodas Pass to see if the three pagodas were really as insignificant as they are made out to be, they are.  Absolutely no reason to go here at all unless you are in the market for teak furniture. Way cheaper than in Bangkok and all the shops will send large items on a truck to Bangkok for a few hundred baht. 

More photos in the aptly named Sangkhlaburi Photo Gallery

Handless statue at Muang Singh, illustrating the punishment meted out to six-armed shoplifters in bygone days. 

Forget the Bridge over the River Kwai, Sangkhlaburi is the place to go for a real bridge.

Elephants can breathe underwater - hopefully. 

Nice bit of mountain scenery with no other people, houses, boats or vehicles in sight.

Lunch - if it looks like an assortment of foliage with a garnish of fish sauce with a chopped-up chili floating in it . . . . that's because it is and this is what passes for a picnic lunch in these parts. 

Just after sunset, looking over Sangkhlaburi lake from P.Guesthouse.

 

30 August - For a certain landowner who asked that a recent mention of his small plots of land for sale to be removed.  It has been taken off now. 

For anyone wishing to buy any small plots of land anywhere on Koh Chang you could do  well to familiarize yourself with the problems faced by buyers on Samui in the past where land had  been split up and sold on but not in accordance with the Land Allocation Laws which govern the subdivision of land for residential purposes in Thailand. Especially as Koh Chang now seems to be following with the same 'get rich quick' schemes as far as land sales go, which is sad to see. Also read the sales contract carefully and see if it is fair to both parties . . . or not.  "All that glitters . .  . " as they say.

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The scene was one of of back slapping, Johnny Walker Red Label being poured, cigars being passed out and cries of "Yo, Stud" in Plai Buaban's home in the north of Thailand this month after he learned of fathering three kids by three different mommas. 

Two years after enjoying a three month long, all expenses paid shagtastic vacation on the fertile island of Koh Chang, two-ton love machine, Plai Buaban's humpathon on behalf of the owners of Baan Chang Thai elephant camp has resulted in the birth of three calves - a male and two females. 

Malai gave birth to the first baby on 6th August, the second was born on 12th August to Sai and then, in the early hours of 23rd August, Pimpa gave birth.  Each of the newborn calves  weighed in at over 70 kilos at birth and all are in good health.  Although Malai's baby was clinically dead when it was born, after she was in labour for 36 hours and it took 5 minutes of massaging and CPR by mahouts to bring it to life again.  The birth and almost biblical resurrection  were filmed and a VCD is available to buy.

The mothers and their offspring now live in a purpose built shelter where they are under the constant supervision of their mahouts 24 hours a day. The Mums are dieting and working hard to get their svelte XXXXXXXXXXXXXL figures back, but are slowly coming to terms with that fact that that last 200 kilos is the hardest to shed after giving birth, and those stretch marks won't be disappearing any time soon.  None of the calves have been named yet.  The owner and mahouts are still trying to come up with suitable names. Wayne, Jade, Osama and Shakira are just a handful of names that have been mulled but discarded.

Visitors to Koh Chang are welcome to come and see the new arrivals as having three elephants born in a single camp within such a short period of time is pretty rare. However, whilst the births have been celebrated at the camp they do mean that the mothers are unable to work for the remainder of the year.

Please visit the camp and meet the elephants not simply to take photos of the calves, but to learn more about them and watch the interaction between a new mother and her offspring. If you enjoy this unique experience, remember to make a contribution to their upkeep so that the breeding program can continue to be successful.

Baan Chang Thai Elephant Camp is  located roadside about 400 metres south of Klong Plu waterfall junction, Klong Prao.

More cute baby elephant photos in this cute baby elephant photo gallery.

In other animal related news - Khun Tongdaeng, the King of Thailand's favourite dog, isn't dead, so a group of senior bankers and representatives of business associations were informed during a private audience.  Full story of the royal dog not being dead here.

Shower time for the baby born on 6 August

Stills from the VCD of the above baby's birth are below. It took 5 minutes before it started breathing on its own after being born.

The young lady below with a nice head of hair was born on 12 August.

And it's all still a bit new and confusing for this calf who was 3 days old when I took the photo.

Coming soon . . . This is a photo of a classroom in a  local school, you may notice that it's in need of some renovation.  Find out what you can do to help in the next update.

 

 

 

24 August - Related to Koh Chang only in that the owners have visited the island and met me. . . . Tom & Jiap have opened a small homestay with a twist in Bangkok.  A condominium homestay, like like a Bangkokian in a city centre condo, near the sytrain for 1500 baht/night.  A nice alternative for anyone who doesn't want to stay in a tourist ghetto whilst visiting the 'Big Mango'  as authors of travel related articles like to refer to the city.  Details here.

Koh Chang's mini-drought is over - we just had a week with no rain which whilst not in the same league as the high plains of Chile in terms of records for lack of rainfall is nevertheless a bit odd for this time of year. 

Last update I mentioned that a sign I wanted to mention had been removed before I had the chance to take a photo of it.  Fortunately an eagle eyed visitor, also with an penchant for crap signs sent a photo of the sign, which he found at Klong Prao Resort, to me.

In the original update, there was a bit of info here about small plots of land for sale on Koh Chang.  However, after the seller complained this has been removed.

Anyone wishing to buy any small plots of land anywhere on Koh Chang - especially Klong Son area might do well to familiarize themselves with the Land Allocation laws which govern the sub-division of plots of land in Thailand; the laws which state which types of land can legally be sold (or not); read up on the problems faced by land owners on Samui where similar things occurred a decade ago with the usual regulations being bypassed.  And also remember not to sign anything unless a good lawyer checks it first.  There might not be any problems initially, but I'm betting that a few years down the line there are going to be a lot of people with serious headaches when they discover that their title deeds weren't obtained properly and so can be declared invalid at any time.

Time for a role playing game.  Pretend you are in charge of providing facilities for tourists at this viewpoint. You have two options when it comes to the placement of a couple of rather nice new benches.  Do you a) place them so visitors can enjoy a panoramic ocean & island view or b) place them so visitors can enjoy a panoramic view of the car park. Anyone choosing a) has no chance of getting a job with the National Park on Koh Chang.

A couple of photos, taken last week of the nightly fire show at Sabay Bar, White Sand Beach for the Finns who requested them.    

The new uniquely styled Dewa Resort (below) will finally open on 1 September.  The owners kindly invited me to have a look around, so some photos and info can be found in the Photo Gallery

 

12 August - Birthday greetings to HM The Queen of Thailand, unlikely that she's reading this but you never know.

Whilst Koh Chang maybe deader than the Yangtzee Dolphin at this time of year, the reward for people who do make it here at this time of year is having the beach to yourself when the sun comes out.  In addition, when the clouds clear the visibility is much better than in the high season.  A good time for anyone into photography to visit. 

4 Rai (6,400sqm) of sea front land for sale, stony beach, midway between White Sand Beach and Klong Prao Beach is for sale.  The owner has also had plans drawn up for a small housing development of villas and low rise condos on this site.  More details & info.

Stars on Koh Chang . . . I just found out that one of celebrity chef Jamie Oliver's best mates spent two nights on the island a few months ago.  And if KC is good enough for friends of quite well known TV cooks, it's got to be on your 'must visit' list of islands, hasn't it?

Stay out of the water if there are strong winds & white capped waves. The story of a young child who came very close to drowning on White Sand beach last week reminded me of the parable of the distracted parent and the cocaine stash in the sugar bowl. Or was it just a reminder that some people have no common sense, I forget which. But contrary to popular belief the red flags that are flying outside resorts aren't just for decoration, unlike the blue, green, yellow and multi-coloured ones that you may see flying which are obviously for decoration.

Info on Tranquillity Bay Residence updated, Is this the nicest luxury villa for sale Koh Chang?

My main regret this past week was the removal of an official looking roadside sign that simply said 'Do Not Ocean' before I got round to taking a photo of it.  It's no fun, if the powers that be remove signs before I can take the piss out of them. 

Amari Emerald CoveThe Amari Emerald Cove have launched a new promotion for anyone visiting Koh Chang i.e. YOU! 

Many people who visit the island want to splash out on a really good meal, the problem is that finding any restaurant that offers excellent food, 5-star service and an ambience to match isn't easy.  Regardless of where you are staying on Koh Chang, you're welcome to dine at one of the Amari's F&B outlets.  As an added incentive, free transport between your resort and the Amari is provided as is a free glass of wine for each diner.  More Info

The ex-boss of DASTA, the organisation responsible for the development of Koh Chang,  has just been found guilty of being illegally involved in the exporting over 100 tigers to  a restaurant zoo in China a couple of years ago following a second inquiry.  Something that came as a bit of a shock to him, but to no-one else who's followed his activities over the years; especially as the first inquiry, conducted by his friends an independent panel, found him not guilty of any wrongdoing.   

A quick summary of the current weather.  All that's certain is that it'll either be grey clouds or blue skies tomorrow; or maybe a bit of both.

Recent strong winds caused damage estimated at around 583 Baht to this backpacker hut which was crushed by a falling tree.

And the only small seafront plot on Koh Chang could be yours, 4 Rai for 40 million baht

Sunday lunchtime on a holiday weekend in August and Klong Prao beach is abuzz with low season activity. 



2 August - Billed as 'Redefining the paradigm by which chic contemporary urban living has to date been judged' the Klong Prao Newtown project is squarely aimed at people who don't have a clue what this means but like the way the words convey the impression of something exclusive and therefore out of the reach of mere mortals. 

Modelled on some of the most dynamic architecture currently on view in downtown Phnom Penh, designed with an apparent abandonment of all aesthetic considerations and equipped with energy saving features such as small blacked out windows; Klong Prao Newtown is a yet another addition to the sea of mediocrity currently flooding Koh Chang.

Conveniently located around the back of the village temple and near the entrance to the local school, the builders really have thought of everything. All Phase 1 units come with uninterrupted views of the temple's crematorium,  a mere  stone's throw away on the opposite side of the road. "Smells good, the monks must be BBQing again." So, no expensive morgue fees if you have terminally ill family members, just drag Grandma's corpse across the street and pop 100 baht in the donation box.

The added bonus of living under 100 metres from the school means that these units afford budding entrepreneurs one of the best opportunities on Koh Chang to exploit the spending power of local kids of all ages.  Add to this the tempting E-Z payment terms of 150,000 baht down-payment plus 14,500 baht payable monthly until the purchase price is met or the building collapses, whichever is sooner; and it's not surprising some on-site labourers are calling this 'The Investment Opportunity of  Lifetime'.

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Any English teachers looking for a good job at Koh Chang's best hotel - the 5 star Amari Emerald Cove?  On offer:

  • Work Permit

  • Free Shared Accommodation

  • Food Allowance

  • Salary Commensurate with Experience & Qualifications

Applicants should:

  • Be Native English Speakers

  • Have a decent knowledge of Thai language

  • Be flexible, patient, dedicated, reliable and possess very good people/motivational skills

Immediate start for the right person.  Some experience of the language requirements of hotel staff is also useful. Interested? Please send your resume to Martin Hohn < as@emeraldcove.amari.com >

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Peter & Babs from Scandinavian Chang Dive Centre, offices opposite Klong Prao Resort & opposite Chang Park Resort, would like you to know they are open for business during the 'Green' season and that the conditions for diving are pretty good right now, you'll have dive sites to yourself and the visibility is around 15 metres now. Also, at their dive centre you can be assured of quality, safety, the best service and you will be happy customers. Good to know they won't rip you off and then abandon you to the sharks half way through your PADI course, which is a common complaint here in Thailand. 

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A while ago I mentioned I had some t-shirts from KohMak.com and also GoodTime Resort, Koh Mak to give away.  I forgot about them until yesterday when I found them gathering mildew in the bottom of my wardrobe.  Therefore, it's time to get rid of them.  There are three 'KohMak.com' and three 'GoodTime Resort' t-shirts to give away. They are all 'Freesize' which is a Thai word meaning they won't fit anyone correctly but look OK on a large dog. However, if you're 'big boned', 'well-built' or simply 'large', then you've got no chance of fitting into one.  They fit me OK - 175cm & 75kg and that's all I really care about. 

So a t-shirt to anyone who can complete this sentence in a grammatically correct fashion "I'd like a t-shirt because . . . " and manage to email it to me. If you're not visiting KC for a few months, no problem I'll keep your valued prize for you.

(Signs of boredom No. 43: Using your dog as tshirt model.)

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